Massive updates in the world of football!

The footballing world can hardly believe the seismic changes happening on Planet Football.

I'm more excited than I can possibly describe!  I assume you feel the same!  I can hardly breathe or focus my eyes as I'm so thrilled.

CAN FOOTBALLING NEWS GET ANY MORE THRILLING!?!?!

On Sunday we reported these earth-shattering stories!

Gareth Bale may or may not move to Real Madrid.

Wayne Rooney may or may not move to Chelsea.

Luis Suarez may or may not move to Arsenal.

Cesc Fabregas may or may not move to Manchester United

Any number of other exotically named footballers may or may not move between clubs across Europe

Just three days later, the world is reeling from these incredible developments -

Gareth Bale may or may not move to Real Madrid.

Wayne Rooney may or may not move to Chelsea.

Luis Suarez may or may not move to Arsenal.

Cesc Fabregas may or may not move to Manchester United

Any number of other exotically named footballers may or may not move between clubs across Europe

It almost makes our clean sheet in a friendly at Huntingdon seem like actual news.