What Will it be Today?

There is less than 4 hours until today's scheduled kick-off at home to Grays. The weather section of the BBC website suggests Rockingham Road should be basking in temperatures as high as 8 degrees Celsius, with the possibility of a little light rain.

So, what will cause today's game to be called off?

Blue Square Betting has the following odds: -

2/1 Waterlogged pitch from sudden downpour
3/1 Frozen pitch from sweeping storm blowing straight down from the Artic Circle
7/1 Either Poppies or Grays going bust in the next hour
15/2 Plague of Frogs
10/1 Everyone forgets the game has been rearranged for this afternoon, and no one turns up
12/1 Everyone remembers the game has been rearranged for this afternoon, and no one bothers to turn up
20/1 North of Kettering struck by meteorite
25/1 It's much too nice a day to waste at the football, let's all go to the coast!