So, what has this year's pre-season build-up taught us?

With just one pre-season game to go against a Hinckley United team that has been raped of it's star players, as well as Andy Hall, by Corby, just what do we know about the Poppies vintage 2010-11?

• Firstly, we know, given the, ahem, dimensions of our returning heroes, they have enjoyed a very good summer.
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• We know that most of our signings didn't have to check our location out on their sat-navs before coming here.
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• Even in a tracksuit, sitting in the stand, Moses looks our most potent goal threat.

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  'onestly Gaffer, ze plane was, how you say, delay. 
  

• We know we can beat ANYBODY, providing they are French trialists or the Chairman's XI.
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• We are left with the distinct impression that JP goes like a bunny.
• Ashley Westwood looks angry and humourless.
• Brett looks a bit more ginger than when he went to Corby!
• We are probably still going to be playing in red, but this is yet to be proved.
• Supporters without season tickets will still have to queue twice to get in.  An idea that hasn't miraculously become a good one since last term.
• Most of Rockingham Road still appears to be standing (we'll check again after the visits of Luton and Darlington)
• Imraan's taking a big financial gamble on us this year, which hopefully he will see through....