Oi Hoddle! NO!

Glenn, in between stints as one of the most talented footballers of your generation, you've made some serious blunders.

Surely you remember THAT mullet?

We still haven't forgotten "Diamond Lights", although, God knows, we wish we could.

"I want you to support John Fashanu down the channels"

Surely even you must cringe when recalling blaming people's infirmities on past lives?

And your decision to play Eileen Drewery as centre forward during a World Cup qualifying campaign must surely rank as one of the least shrewd managerial decisions of recent years? 

Admittedly, not as bad as the England managers who allowed David Batty to rack up over 40 international caps, but still pretty bad!  And then the same England bosses (including yourself) somehow orchestrated Carlton Palmer ending up with twice as many England caps as Matt Le Tissier, so there were plenty of questionable decisions all round!

But this latest foolhardy adventure concerning yourself, a bunch of teenage boys and the near expired corpse of Rushden & Diamonds is A STEP TOO FAR!

 Do the decent thing and let that poor, raddled, dying club quietly end its suffering and shrug off it's mortal coil once and for all.  It is the Christian thing to do.