Thursday, 31 August 2023

LONG THROWS by Graham Jones

Semi regular contributor Graham Jones is annoyed.  And rather than aim a kick at his cat, he has put digits to keyboard and shared his annoyance with us.  We now share it with you. 

Don't forget, if something at KTFC is getting your goat (as if!) you too have the option of tapping out an angry article which we will happily host for literally dozens of fellow fans to see.

Over to you, Graham - 


"Anyone of a certain age will probably remember Rory Delap, the first player to become well-known for having a long throw-in. He of course was copied for a time, but I do not recall the use of the tactic of launching the ball into the penalty area becoming a constant tool in a manager’s armoury. Later, we had our own expert in the exotically named Exodus Geohaghon, who disappointingly failed to recreate his expertise in the recent legends match.

This attacking option is still sometimes used by many teams, even in the top divisions, but is sometimes disapproved of by other managers. This is something I have never quite understood as it gives a team a fairly simple chance to put the ball into a potentially dangerous area. You would not expect every corner to be a short corner so why not treat throw-ins in the same way. I have never been keen on short corners simply because they often don’t lead to the ball causing issues for defenders. In fact, the only goal that I can remember seeing that came from a short corner was when the opposition won the ball after a short pass and then broke away and scored!

This slight rant has been inspired by my current state of frustration when the Poppies. Well, one of them anyway. I don’t know when this constant use of this boring, ineffective tactic started, but it seems as if virtually every throw-in that we have had in the last 4 or so years, and within 30 yards of the penalty area, has meant that currently Rhys Sharpe takes a long throw. This happens even if he has to run 50 yards from the opposite side of the pitch before he takes the unsuccessful throw. The way that referees are seemingly keen to get a claim in for overtime with the amount of added time now being added, it might even happen soon that, if we ever happen to be winning again when near the end of a game, 

Sharpe could be penalised for time-wasting. This would be appropriate as most of our throws are a waste of time. The throws very rarely lead to goals, in fact, they very rarely even lead to a Kettering player heading the ball first. It is easy to wonder whether they are practised in training, given the small amount of time available. At best, the ball might drop in the 6-yard box and cause panic and confusion leading to a melee, as Cookie describes it in his commentaries, but even that usually just leads to a defender booting it clear.

This of course can happen quite a few times in a game as the vast majority of throws-in lead to this tactic. This is certainly not just down to our current manager as the last 3 or 4 managers have all employed this method. I can only assume Paul Cox stuck some diagrams on the wall and they haven’t been taken down yet."

"Back a bit.  A bit more.  A bit more.


A bit more....."


Wednesday, 30 August 2023

St Ives - Home

And the lessons from the Bank Holiday Monday game?  Firstly, don't leave early.  Secondly, I hope the club are banking plenty of money from the current excellent home gates, because they might not be quite so high in the coming weeks and months....

Monday, 28 August 2023

Redditch - Away

So, what did our latest trip to the Valley teach us?

Other than marvelling again at how a club can continue to thrive with a bare handful of unpleasant fans and even more unpleasant management team the main take-away from Redditch is for Sam Bennett.  Sam, when a goalkeeper obviously has it in for your personally and simply REFUSES to let any attempt by you pass him, perhaps call it a day early and let others have a shot!

Tuesday, 22 August 2023

Halesowen - home

 So, what did the Halesowen game teach us?

Personally, I learned I really should sort out my free tea and coffee voucher.

The club might have learned a couple of things.  Firstly, the danger of having the pitch play so well is that opposition teams are happy to come along and play us off of it.  And we need to consider the cost-effectiveness of employing new players every week if only debutants are able to score....


Tuesday, 15 August 2023

Barwell - away

And what did we learn from our latest humbling at the hands of the mighty Barwell (population roughly the same as Desborough).  It might have been, since when did Dan Homan start playing football again?  And why can't we seem to engage this sort of experienced pro?

Or the lesson might have been to wonder why our players seemed to move and react at roughly half the speed of the opposition?

More than likely though, we learned that the betting slip upon which we had staked money on the Poppies to bounce straight back into National North need not be protected and stored as safely now as it was 10-days ago.

Sunday, 13 August 2023

Stourbridge - home

If there's one definite we can draw from Saturday's jaw-dropping capitulation to Stourbridge it might well be that is doesn't matter who owns the club, who's in charge, who plays for us, or even where we play our home games - 

- The Poppies will invariably find a way to shit-the-bed in front of a big crowd.

Tuesday, 8 August 2023

Gary Stohrer Look-a-likes No. 632 and 633

 

"Awright Gazza."
"Awright Gazza."