One down, a couple to go....

This didn't seem to bother our Irish friends 23 years ago. They and the other nations which make up these islands thought it was a real gut-buster when England lost out to that stumpy, coke-addled cheat Maradona when he decided to change the rules of football.

It's taken a while for any sort of payback, but now it's happened, I'm not sure I can be arsed to let this bother me today!

Now, if only the Jocks or Taffs ever had an important game they lost to a cheating foreigner, I'm sure we'd all get a kick out of that too.

We should live so long!