It's the semi-final we've all been waiting for, where the Poppies supporters have the opportunity of placing the 2017/18 white away shirt, in, some might say, its rightful place in tomorrow's final.
PATGOD is obviously scrupulously neutral when it comes to the democratic process. We would never dream of coming between a Poppies supporter, the ballot box and their conscience. Such things are as close to sacred that we can comfortably acknowledge in a modern, secular society.
Simply click the link above to register your preference between the two kits on display.
There's a beautiful kit, exquisitely modelled the perfectly proportioned, dusky sex-thimble Dion Kelly-Evans. A perfect marriage of form and function that clad our wonderfully toned warriors as they rehearsed for the following season's sweeping to the league title. The team both played and looked fantastic in this expertly fitted garment of shimmering gorgeousness.
The other "option" is a rather ropey FA Trophy losing shirt, snarkily worn by Peter Morris's equally miserable non-love-child, whiny Kings Lynn reject, Brett McNamara. Not only did this extremely moderate shirt crush our dreams in front of the Twin Towers, it also dragged us to a dispiriting relegation the following season. By rights any remaining copies of this unlucky, poorly designed and manufactured top should be burnt, and the ashes scattered with holy water and cast to the winds at midnight at an unmarked crossroads on the eve of the feast of St Jacob the Turgid.
But obviously the choice is entirely yours.
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| Option One |
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| Option Two |
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