Kettering: The game's off. Snow and rain overnight has left standing water despite some covers being on the pitch.
Leamington: We told you to reverse the tie and play at ours.
K: We were drawn at home!
L: Well that doesn't matter. We wanted a home tie.
K: Well we couldn't risk your floodlights failing again
L: Yes that was unfortunate that night. It was lucky your people found our Chairman locked in the floodlight control room. We thought we'd lost him.
K: Well we've looked at the weather and it seems dry on Sunday and Monday as well as this afternoon. So let's play it on Monday.
L: I'll speak to our Manager....... no - he can't do Monday as he's washing his hair.
K: er.... but he's bald!
L: Oh no sorry, he says he's got a zoom call with his psychiatrist on his anger issues, so he can't do Monday.
K: If that's firm then we'll have to go for Tuesday but there's a weather warning for heavy rain - so it'll likely be waterlogged.
L: Come and play at ours then.
Phone goes dead.
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