The National League Committee Strike Back!

 It looks like that even a humble non-league blog isn't exempt from the all-encompassing tentacles of the National League committee!  Imagine our horror today at Patgod Towers as we opened the following letter - 

RULE 69.1

Dear Patgod

The League has been made aware that you have made and / or are considering making derogatory comments, statements, links and perhaps even, God forbid, a doctored meme about the National League.

I am therefore required to remind you of the League rule 69.1 specifically:

"Any blog that seeks to point out the patent inadequacies of the National League or any member of its committee, despite their obvious shortcomings is liable to expulsion, fines or a sulky pout."

In the event of this blog being in breach of being a bit sarky about us, the League may award previous of your articles to rival blogs, although what they may make of them is anyone's guess.

Don't you have the faintest idea of how hard it is for us to run this league?  How many chummy all-expenses paid jollies we're missing out on?  How incredibly difficult it is to look as though we care about anything other than keeping our promotion slots up into the EFL?  That and bending over backwards to try and get York City out of the Northern section of course, although they don't help us by being unremittingly shite.

The League requires by 12pm Friday 12 February your definitive position whether you are refusing to stop your digs at us so the League can act accordingly.  Probably we'll have a bit of a hissy fit, blame everyone else and then resign en masse.

Kind regards.....