Cox NOT out for the lads

The recent attempt by Telford United to dazzle Coxy with an offer of a big budget, big stadium and unnecessarily flat playing surface thankfully come to nothing.   Who needs cracking facilities and a pitch where you are able to take your eye off a rolling ball for more than a nano-second, when you can work somewhere with smell of roasting Weetabix always in your nostrils?

Not Coxy, that's for certain.  No, Paul has elected to remain with little old us and look to continue his good work here and see through our 30th 5-year plan.  At least until he loses half a dozen games in a row and is shown the door of course.

Find a sexier photograph 
on the Internet.  I'll wait....

Should we be surprised that Paul's efforts here have caught the eye?  Even the enormously evil "Sauron" eye of a club as mighty and merciless as Telford?   So, he hasn't yet turned us into a title-challenging outfit, or Play-off hopefuls or even, to be honest, a guaranteed top half of the table team.  But if he's done nothing else Paul has turned the Poppies from an easy mark, readily destined for a swift return to the Southern League into a stubborn bunch of bastards against whom you had better be ready to scrap.  And from the lofty heights of the boardroom at the Bucks Head such fighting qualities must look pretty damn seductive!  And, let's face it, as a manager Paul has, other than during the ill-advised spell at hateful Guiseley always been a popular and successful gaffer.

Now Paul has committed himself more securely to the club we can finally admit that it is slightly seductive to know that your Manager is actively craved by another club.  And, if anything, it's even more tantalising when he prefers us to them.  

Our managers being coveted by other clubs doesn't happen awfully often does it?  Supporting the club too late to have directly experienced the early 1970's "Big Ron-Hysteria", and not entirely understanding the "Mick Jones-Mania" I can't recall many times our Bosses have been objects of affection for other jealous clubs.

Sure, Alan Buckley was tempted away after a good half season got us dangerously close to promotion into the Football League, but who amongst us would have been able to resist the siren call of Grimsby?  Likewise, Mark Cooper, being only human, couldn't be expected to turn down the chance to briefly manage the Posh in between Darren Ferguson's 14th and 15th stints at the club.

Is that it in the past 40-odd years?  Have none of our multitude of our half-time tea cup tossers ever been tapped up by an unscrupulous Chairmen watching their own clubs sliding down their division?  Well, yes, Graham Carr was unsuccessfully chased by the Cobblers for a return to the County Ground once they saw what a good job he was doing at Rockingham Road but told them where to stick it.

And while Gary Johnson has subsequently carved himself a more than decent managerial career it is doubtful that his defeat-soaked tenure with us gained him many interviews.  

Marcus Law hasn't resurfaced despite winning a title with his last effort here.

Morrel Maison is undoubtedly still awaiting Imraan's one permitted daily phone call.

John Beck didn't find launching balls with the Poppies a successful platform to relaunch his managerial career.

It's unlikely his tiny yet ruinous time with us will cover many pages of Graham Westley's forthcoming autobiography, "All Roads Lead to Stevenage."

And Gazza isn't entirely certain he didn't actually manage Kidderminster....