Friday 21 January 2022

Paul Cox and the six stages of grief

 (1) DENIAL

"Cox has quit?  No! You're kidding me?  What a f**king prick!"

(2) ANGER

"Cox - what a f**king prick!"

(3) BARGAINING

"Couldn't we talk him around with a few extra bob?  The money-grabbing f**king prick!"

(4) DEPRESSION

"Well, that's all our good players heading to Boston with that f**king prick"

(5) ACCEPTANCE

"He was always going to leave when the right offer from the right club came in.  It goes to show how shite Telford are...

Looks like we'll have to replace the f**king prick"

(6) HOPE

"I wonder if he'll insist on taking Isaac Stones with him as he rates him so highly?  F**king non-footballer spotting prick!"



You can leave the coat.
Perhaps one of us will grow into it...





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