Far too close to call!

 Kings Lynn v Stevenage in the FA Cup today....

It's a given that no self-respecting Poppies fan can't want either of these teams to win ANY football match.  Even a disreputable Poppies fan couldn't want anything but thumping defeats for BOTH teams.

Is it too much to ask for both teams to slip to an embarrassing defeat, with multiple red cards and, if not career ending injuries, at least half the players limping off with niggling tweaks?  And Steve Evans gets a lifetime ban for biting Ben Stephens's face off.  

And that annoying Lynn fan who stands behind the goal and periodically screams out his solo chant of "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNN!!!" accidentally swallows his tongue mid-bellow?  

Am I wanting too much from a single game between two teams who have both been our rivals at different times but are now, through no fault of their own, much better than us?  

Bitter?  You bet.

Stephen Cleeve welcomes Boro Boss
Steve Evans to The Walks