Sunday, 15 August 2021

Job Vacancy - by Graham James

Kindergarden manager 

A vacancy has arisen to look after a group of youngsters, mainly on Saturday afternoons, but with occasional evenings, if we can get their parents’ permission, of course. 

It will mean keeping watch over them whilst they sit on a bench watching men kick a ball about. Whilst there you will helped by the teaching assistants Paul and John and probably a few others as well. After 45 minutes they will join the adults in a communal room where they will be entertained by Kyle the Clown and shown how to slide along the floor by Uncle Connor. Some of the kids may be asked to join in with the grown-ups on the field when the game is nearly finishing, but this may not happen very often it seems from previous experience.

Supervision will be required after they have finished watching as they may try to join the men in another building in order to have a drink. They must not be allowed in however until they look older.

They also may need supervision in getting home as they may not live in Kettering, as Kettering kids tend to watch games at Bugbrooke or Daventry instead.

Please apply using Tik Tok as this will be the main method of communication with the youngsters. An ability to dance poorly and rap is therefore desirable but not essential as training by Lil MC Cookie will be provided.


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