At a time of the year when Poppies news is just about nil (bar the insubstantial rumourmonging of former club employees and other 5 minute wonders on Poppynet) it's heartening that Corby Town can still help fill out a blog. And opening up the naming of this year's brand new ground to the public is far too good an opportunity to pass up for a Poppies fan!
When this was discussed on the local radio, all the obvious, banal names were trotted out, such as the Jimmy Kane Stadium, the Steelworks Stadium, or even, God-forbid, the Corby CITY Stadium!
Surely we can do better?
Our suggestions may be equally obvious, but hopefully not quite so banal! Lets start with the ones that capture the unique flavour of Corby... What about the IRN BRU Stadium? Or the CARELESSLY DISGUARDED HYPODERMIC Stadium? Or perhaps the RAMPANT ARSONISTS Stadium?
Maybe we should celebrate the best of Corby? The PRIMARK Stadium? The TWELVE YEAR OLD MOTHERS Stadium? The GIVE US ALL THE MONEY BECAUSE OUR STEELWORKS WERE CLOSED DOWN BY AN EVIL ENGLISH TORY GOVERNMENT Stadium?
How about the equally popular, slightly more sectarian suggestions? The BOBBY SANDS Stadium? Or the WILLIAM OF ORANGE Stadium? Perhaps it can change between WEE PARKHEAD and WEE IBROX on alternate home games? The only downside here is that it might half their already meagre support.
Does anyone else have any other suggestions? Beyond of course, the JEALOUS POPPIES WHO DON'T HAVE A POT TO PISS IN Stadium....
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| Packing them in at the STADIUM OF SHITE! |
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