Wednesday, 30 June 2021

How much more English can I get?

 


How much more English can I get?  Try this....

I pissed myself laughing last night when the image of stoic Gary Von Kemp consoling his devastated daughter at Wembley flashed up on the telly.

Now, less than 12 hours later I feel awful that seeing this bawling Bavarian bairn caused me such hilarity.

Being cursed with English self-effacidness and crippled by the need to 'do the right thing' Patgod hereby apologises unreservedly to the teutonic tyke and has, by way of recompense purchased a 10 copies of 'The Best of Spandau Ballet.'

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