Here We Go Again!

With today's announcement of the sacking/resignations of our Managerial Triumvirate of Maison, Eaden and Ashby, Imraan again must scour the length and breadth of his phonebook contacts to give us a manager to take us to the next level, i.e. staying in the Blue Square Premier!

We at PATGOD live only to serve, so if it is of any help to Imraan may we humbly suggest that our next Manager has: -

The MARQUEE value of GAZZA!

The NO NONSENSE approach of KEVIN WILSON!

The WINNING MENTALITY of MARK COOPER!

The TRAINING ETHIC of GRAHAM WESTLEY!
The, er....MANLY STUBBLE of LEE HARPER!

The FLEETING PROMISE of MARCUS LAW!

The CONFERENCE NORTH ATTACKING QUALITIES of MORRELL MAISON!



"Is that your phone ringing, or mine....?"



A pretty tall order for any Chariman, but particularly so for Imraan as he scrolls through his contacts and Justin Edinburgh is the only football manager in there he hasn't previously dispensed with!