No Quarter Given by Cooper last night at JP's Testimonial

"Yes JP, I know it's your special day.  Yes I know you've been a great servant to the Club. 
And yes, I know you've scored a couple of great goals.  But I've finally got the opportunity
to manage a team with half a dozen central defenders on the pitch and no pesky forwards,
SO DO ONE!"

Mark Cooper doesn't exactly enter into the friendly spirit of JP's testimonial.