Sit back, relax and enjoy top action from 20 years of local rivalry!
You’ll GASP at the memory of the one good thing that Leroy May ever did in a Kettering shirt.
You’ll LAUGH as the Nene Park lights fail, and all the Poppies fans stay behind to sing sh*tty ground.
You’ll SHUDDER as Duane Darby nuts Brett McNamara and cops a lengthy ban.
You’ll WONDER where the next goal is coming from at times.
You’ll CHEER as Vowden & McNamara fire us to our first league victory.
You’ll EVEN make a big deal of Robert Codner scraping us a point.
You’ll PREFER to forget the next ten years or so (NB. Not included in the director’s cut).
You’ll MARVEL at Iyseden Christie’s cool finish, earning him an extra stuffed hog as a win bonus.
You’ll DANCE on Diamonds’ grave… until Ladak had other ideas.
You’ll FREAK OUT as Rhys scores late.
You’ll IDLY CHAT AND RUB ON SUN SCREEN as Poppies stroll to another routine derby success against our local bunnies.
Estimated running time 60 minutes. Or for Rushden viewers, that’s between two marks on the parish sundial.