The footballing world can hardly believe the seismic changes happening on Planet Football.
I'm more excited than I can possibly describe! I assume you feel the same! I can hardly breathe or focus my eyes as I'm so thrilled.
CAN FOOTBALLING NEWS GET ANY MORE THRILLING!?!?!
On Sunday we reported these earth-shattering stories!
Just three days later, the world is reeling from these incredible developments -
It almost makes our clean sheet in a friendly at Huntingdon seem like actual news.