Sunday, 12 November 2023

Bye Bye Andy Part 2: Barely Playing

Andy Leese has been removed from his job for not being able to do it very well.  But, as we know, Managers can only do so much.  Once the players cross the white line there's little Managers can do.  That goes doubly so for Leese.

The players this season have been very poor.  No if's or but's.  We've been rubbish at the back, rubbish in midfield and, yes, rubbish at front.  They have not played two good halves of football back-to-back.  There has been no leadership, little communication and scant effort.  The players all look half as fit as the players we have played against.  Personally, and more disappointingly, I don't think I'd be bothered if ANY of them left, and I cannot recall ever thinking that in previous seasons, no matter how dire things got.

I can't believe any of our players could put their hands on hearts and say they've given their all this season.  They have looked unfit, under-prepared and often, unforgivably, uninterested.

This is all the more annoying as a lot of them are easily good enough for this level.  They are not world-beaters, but they should at least be Barwell-beaters.  Most of them will still be here under the next manager so we can only hope the new man (or woman...!) can wring the missing 20% out of each of them that a good manager, or even professional pride should bring forward.

You've let us and yourselves down so far this season.  But, unlike Leese, you have the chance to redeem yourself.  If you do - great.  If you think you've done your absolute best so far this season I'd strongly suggest you follow your ex-gaffer out of the door because you haven't.

Bye, Bye Andy Part 3: Barely Supporting

The sacking of a Manager is often a good point to take stock.  The people who run the club have a chance to perform a reset.  The players have slates rubbed clean ahead of the new Manager letting them go in favour of their personal favourites.  But what of the rest of us?  The unwashed masses who have no choice but to be here because for good or ill, Kettering Town FC is our club.

Waiting to hear about a new appointment is, let's admit it, usually an exciting time.  Listening as some outlandish names are bandied about by "people in the know".  I think my personal favourites were when Sean Dyche and Peter Beardsley were mentioned as being literally on Kettering railway platform before being snatched away.  Or that time Gazza was supposedly drinking the Beeswing dry ahead of becoming our Manager.  As if!

Invariably the glamourous names fall away and a jobbing technocrat is unveiled to the unenthusiastic hoards.  Some do well, some badly.  Some get far more abuse from the supporters than others.  Some deservedly, others not.  But some of our supporters seem to exist to abuse club officials and even fellow supporters.  Not in person. Obviously.  Not even always at games,where their attendance can be intermittent at best.  No, they start sh*t-storms on social media, no matter who or what it costs the club.  Nothing is as important as their right to destructively complain.

The annoying thing is our toxic element is such a small part of our supporter base.  When you look at all the incredible work and effort being put in by fellow fans at the club and for our benefit and to help keep the Poppies afloat you could almost weep at the damaging vitriol spewed onto Facebook by some of our number.  

But it's worth remembering and repeating that for every "fan" out there who isn't happy until he forces a player, manager, official, chairman to quit the club we have dozens and dozens cleaning the stadium, selling (admittedly bent) klondike tickets, serving food and beer, organising coaches for away games, hosting in the hospitality lounge, putting on events and many, many more activities that keep the club going.  We don't always notice and certainly don't always appreciate the enormous amount of effort so many people put in for their love of their Poppies.  Sometimes all it seems that we do is complain about shelling out 15 quid to get into Latimer Park.

During this period of reflection that the manager and players have let us down perhaps we supporters should look to ourselves to see if we too can do better.  Not attending a game hurts, really hurts us as a club.  Missing a game at Latimer Park in favour of attending an away game may make us look good on the road, but does nothing for the club's coffers.  I'd love to know how many of the younger guys who loudly proclaimed at Chesterfield that they were "Kettering till they die" regularly rock up at Latimer Park?  We'd started the season with a few big gates which, perhaps understandably have tailed off given the fare we've been served, but you have only to look at what is happening at Nuneaton Borough to understand the phrase, "Use it or lose it".  

We can't always assume someone else will pick-up the slack.  Sometimes it's down to all of us to do our bit.  We're all guilty of sometimes falling out of love with the Poppies, but in the final analysis we are so intwined with our club that to hurt it is to hurt ourselves.  As we ask our Management and players to do better perhaps we too can improve.

Sunday, 5 November 2023

"Pork Scratchings and a nice chianti......"

 



Who knew the club would throw-up
a "Silence of the Lambs" remake
we didn't know we wanted!

Saturday, 28 October 2023

Oh My God! You Can Get Sacked For THAT?


Joey Barton sums Steve Evans up pretty well...


Steve Evans lets rip at the officials as their car
pulls into the carpark two hours before kick off




This brightly coloured little fellah
ain't gonna fall over any time soon


Friday, 20 October 2023

Northamptonshire's finest

 

If you judge a man by the company he keeps...

Peter: I deny all accusations

Philip: Who put me next to him?

Farage: Watch it matey, I'll be your leader after the next election


Sunday, 15 October 2023

The End of the Phoney War

Well, the Chesterfield FA Cup tie went about as well as expected.  Chesterfield utterly dominated.  We (mostly) defended well and had the occasional foray forward.  At no point in the game was the result in any doubt whatsoever.  We saw Burberry-clad "Poppies supporters" who we'll never see at Latimer Park, professing in song and beer their eternal love for the Kettering Town FC pre-match and then strutted out of the ground with 20 minutes remaining.  See you next time we have a big away game lads....

So, the FA Trophy and FA Cup have safely and firmly been put to bed, what next?

Long-suffering Latimer Park patrons have a league fixture against rampant Mickleover who already have as many wins this season as we have achieved in the past TWO seasons.  This game is followed by two away games against fellow strugglers Leiston and Berkhamsted.  The Phoney War is over.  The Real War is here.

Patgod has been unusually harsh in it's treatment of Leese.  This doesn't sit well with us.  We don't enjoy slagging off club managers.  He seems an OK bloke and we're certain he is doing his best, but the the facts are the facts.  Ten League games played.  One victory.  Plenty of footballing lessons handed out to our flagging, ever-changing squad.

Surely, anything less than at least a couple of victories from the next three matches will confirm the relegation battle most of us believe we are already in.  The Club officials will then need to REALLY consider the managerial position.  Do we double-down on a manager who has put us in this frankly embarrassing position?  Or do we go for broke and imagine the unimaginable with the possible return of someone we'd told ourselves we would never have back here, but might just be what we need to turn our faltering squad into a slightly more successful faltering squad?





Saturday, 7 October 2023

Andy Lose Leeses It Again.....

If anyone can recall less impressive first 45 minutes from a Poppies team in living memory than the opening half today at St Ives, I'd like to see it.  Well, obviously I wouldn't like to see it.  As it would be unremittingly awful, but you know what I mean.  In 45 dismal minutes my team contributed NOTHING to a game of football against a team so poor that they are below even us in the league standings.  Not that you would have guessed it.  You'd have been more inclined to believe they were a Football League team the way they picked us apart time and time again so easily.  

Barely 90 minutes since the humbling at home by Hitchin after which Leese promised we would never again be so abject, we were far worse over the opening period at St Ives in our meek FA Trophy surrender.

When the players slunk off at halftime to what, by rights, should have been a full-Fergie hairdryer, every Poppies fan at the ground had the same worrying thought -

How many goals will Chesterfield stick past us next week?  My guess, if we played anything like this, was about 30.

This doesn't bode well for the gaffer.  Let's be honest, the FA Cup run must be the only thing keeping him in a job.  Our League performances certainly aren't.

But let's be even more honest.  We have hardly been worth any of the FA Cup wins either.  If any of the opponents we've overcome had beaten us we would have had no cause for complaint.  Starting at Hullbridge where a missed penalty and numerous missed opportunities scuppered our lowly host's chances.  Sporting Khalsa's wastefulness in front of goal in a second half where the game was 90% played in our penalty area.  Hitchin missing chance after chance last week.  I can't recall us having more than 3 attempts on goal over all three matches.  Luckily for us, they all went in.

This time next week our luck will have more than likely have run out.  We will have the League to concentrate on (staying in).  Leese has managed 10 games where we have won only 1.  And our next game is up against Mickleover who have won 10 out of 10 and are, no doubt, salivating at the prospect of taking to the pitch against us.  

In the final analysis, regardless of Andy's relevant success in the past, his Poppies teams have been thoroughly underwhelming this season.  What's worse is that there are literally no signs of an improvement happening.  It is utterly tragic at a time when so many people are doing so much behind the scenes at the club and so many events, activities and other off-field works are going on, the on-field element is such utter garbage.  

It's nothing short of a miracle our gates have held up as well as they have.  It won't last if decided action isn't taken soon.  What if Andy's given another 10 games to magically get the players to want to play for him, or to develop a smidgen of tactical nous?  Suddenly we would be looking ahead to half a season having slipped away before we accept what everyone can see right now.  Leese isn't up to the job and we have only half a season to save ourselves from a second successive relegation.