Thursday 18 February 2021

Poppies call upon old friend to inspect pitch ahead of Saturday's clash

Eager beavers Gloucester City are due at Latimer Park this coming Saturday, absolutely bursting with desperation to get three points closer to being top of the league ahead of the season being cancelled.

They will be gagging to force the Poppies to put out a team of any description that they can batter with their expensively assembled squad.

After Tuesday's postponement due to, ahem, a frozen pitch, the Poppies will again test the playing surface before Gloucester's mercenaries blitzkrieg into Burton.

Obviously, being incredibly keen to fulfil the fixture, Kettering Town have asked our old friend, and expert of the Latimer Park pitch, Russell Slade to come and perform the pre-match inspection.....



*Splash, splash*

"There's no f*cking way this pitch is playable,
Call the game off NOW!!!"

*Splash, splash*





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