It's all change as club stalwart Paul Cooke steps down and retires from his numerous roles at Latimer Park. This means some other mug will have to become club statistician, assemble too good a matchday programme for our level and bully the boss into admitting where it all went wrong in post match interviews.
But, for the love of God DON'T PANIC! Don't listen to the doom-mongers. Ignore the naysayers. We can 100% confirm that Patgod IS NOT GOING TO RETIRE. Honestly, we're in it for the long haul and won't let you down. No more than we do presently anyway.
When you need poorly punctuated sarcasm, unresearched statistics and baldy spelt cynicism masquerading as wit, we will be there for you. Chairmen leave. Players flit in and out. Managers get the chop. Club worthies quit to join us proles on the terraces. But Patgod will endure. You have our promise and our commiserations.
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