Rooney - cost £25.9 million pounds. Has scored 25 times for England. Goals against Leeds Utd - zero.
Giggs - Almost 600 appearances for Man Utd, scoring over 100 goals. Current BBC Sports Personality of the Year. Goals against Leeds Utd - zero.
Owen - Cost £25 million in transfer fees from Real Madrid and Newcastle Utd. Has scored 40 goals for England. Goals against Leeds Utd - zero.
Valencia - cost £16 million pounds. Has represented his country 40 times at full international level. Goals against Leeds Utd - zero.
Ian Roper - cost the Poppies half a bag of training bibs. Currently the heaviest man to ever play professional football. Can't see without his glasses on. Goals against Leeds Utd - one.
Did someone once say that football was "a funny old game?"
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