Kettering - Porn Capital of the UK!

The embarrassing news has reached us that the void left by the Poppies in Kettering is to be filled by the ridiculous "sport" of beach volleyball.  The build-up to next year's Olympics is set to receive a boost by having fit birds wearing very little, jumping around in a sand pit in the car park of the Leisure Village.  The reporter on Look East seemed to find it enormously amusing that a town so far from their precious Norfolk coast could possibly have a heap of sand dropped off there.  He couldn't resist taking off his shoes and rolling up his trouser legs in order to frolic on the sand - the twat.

As much as we applaud the idea of hotties writhing around on a beach for our viewing pleasure, we can't in all honesty even try to pretend beach volleyball is a real sport.  One is still left with the inescapable conclusion that most people watching the event don't know about the scoring system, or the fact that points are being scored at all.  It would ruin their enjoyment.

BV as an Olympic event guaranteed to make my better half see red.  As a netball player she cannot fathom how her real sport isn't part of the Olympiad, whilst Lycra-clad softcore porn is.....Perhaps the netball ladies should aim to dress more like this......

Beach Volleyball - porn for cowards?