Poppies at the Gates of Dawn
"Bursting Pomposity" since 1989
Sunday, 4 June 2017
Anyone looking for an entirely flat piece of land in Northants?
According to the Sales Brochure this site has: -
** Two careless former tenants **
** Easy access to a tin-pot village **
** Only the outside possibility of flooding every Spring. And Autumn.
Very rarely Winter. Almost never Summer **
** Nearby bridge with resident troll **
** A nice new wooden fence keeping members of the valued
travelling community off the site for all of five minutes **
Offers in excess of One Billion, Billion Pounds will be considered.
Please apply to the owner, c/o Cloud Cuckoo Land.
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