Manchester City - They're SH*T!!!!

What the hell is the average Poppies fan supposed to do now?  Not only can't their own team not win every game, (Damn you to Hell, Law!), but now, even their guaranteed winning team have now lost!

Manchester City was the safety valve, bestest second team any self-respecting Poppies fan could support.  They always win.  You don't have to worry about losing.  You can guarantee perfection, which is the very least we demand.  Nor do you have to worry about spending whole days of your life arguing with Poppies players and officials on various social media platforms.  No need.  You have a perfect, all-conquering team.

And....now....this!  We demand perfection dammit!  Where do we turn next?

Click here - City have let us down, the bastards. We need a new bandwagon. Perhaps Bournemouth? We wouldn't even need a new scarf?

Balls to you Guardiola.
If we wanted to support a team who
could lose and draw as well as win, we might as
f*cking well stuck with Kettering Town.