Sunday, 24 June 2018

KTFC Chat melts down for the umpteenth time

The announcement by Gary Mulligan that he has quit the Poppies for retirement at Steal Park has almost broken the internet.  Well, the little bit of internet in the NN15/6 postcode area.

Hot on the heels of the recent vague rumours the club hadn't paid players / backroom staff, and a couple of players have signed for other clubs, that had the KTFC Facebook page trembling with tearful indignation, the departure of Gary seems to have sent us over the top.  A kind of mass psychosis has afflicted normal supporters as well as the usual knee-jerk fringe.

In the real world this has happened: -


  • Four players, so far, have decided to move to pastures new. 
  • A lot of the backroom staff (who we never gave a seconds thought to while they were here) have left. 
  • A couple of long-ago former club employees have made incredibly vague noises online.


In KTFC Chat world the same events are resonating more like this: -

"If I knew I'd have caused all this fuss
I'd have kept quiet!  To be sure!"

  • AAAAAGH!  Everyone has left the club!!!
  • Law has sacked all the players!!!
  • Law Out!!!
  • Richie Out too!!!  If he's still involved.  And if he isn't, WHY NOT!!!!
  • People are leaving because no one's been paid!!!
  • If Mulligan's leaving so is Brett, and so am I!!!
  • None of the Board members can be trusted!!!
  • Is Imraan's back!?!?
  • Why haven't we signed anyone? (Even though we know players can't be registered yet!)
  • Why are we buying fence panels when we are sacking all the players?!?!
  • Where's our new ground!?!?
  • We loved the club 5 minutes ago, and now we hate it with a passion beyond rational thought!!!
  • 'Ent gooing agen!!!


It's Summer.

England are doing well at the World Cup*.

Any danger of us all chilling?

*all information correct at the time of writing.....


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