Paul Terry faces the wrath of fellow players and Diamonds supporters after it has been alleged that he has had sex with someone OUTSIDE of his family.
Disappointed Manager Justin Edinburgh said, "In one fell swoop he has destroyed the excellent spirit in the club, where we all boff our relatives. Everyone knows the score when they join the club. To gain acceptance with the fans you need to get stuck into your nearest and dearest - it's just the way it is!"
The Diamonds' Trust has released the following statement, "Whilst we understand that not everyone has a fanciable relative with whom to enter into sexual congress, we are disappointed that Paul has seen fit to take out his libidinous urges with someone who's not ev
en a cousin, let alone a sibling. It's not as if we are demanding that the players do it with livestock like we do."
en a cousin, let alone a sibling. It's not as if we are demanding that the players do it with livestock like we do." Paul yesterday, "Who wants some Terry loving?"
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