What a difference a week makes....

Scoring goals gives me a fierce hunger

Last week this pair of chubby frontmen were going to usher in a double-chinned championship charge at Non Park. Since then Rene "The Pizza" Howe has indicated that he would like to eat the pies at a League Club, and Lee "The Kebab" Tomlin has chosen to sign for the Posh.

No doubt, as is the way with Peterborough, he will spend the next 3 seasons being loaned out to clubs the length and breadth of the country, playing the odd game and finally tipping the scales at 20 stone when he arrives back at The Direones with his tail between his legs.