Fascinating Facts about Rushden Anne Diamond

In the dark about both where
the shampoo was kept, and just
how bent Mark English was.

Most of what you need to know about our county cousins can be gleaned from the pages of old PATGODS. This honest repository of totally true facts tells us that: -


• All inhabitants of Irthlingborough have 6 fingers on each hand which more often than not are also webbed.
• Rushden men fancy their relatives, even though they are almost certain to be very ugly.
• Cyclopes run wild at Nonce Park.
• Trolls live under the bridge between Rushden and Irthlingborough.
• Max Griggs was an evil tyrant who paid his workers in Diamonds tickets rather than money.
• The Scum could field 11 scarecrows, but as long as they were wearing Direones colours (whatever they were that particular week), they would still beat any team of Poppies greats drawn from any period of our history.
• Brian Talbot had bird shit in his hair for three straight years.



You sexy thing

• In 1983 Anne Diamond joined with Nick Owen and current Luton Town Chairman Roland Rat to front the successful re-launch of ITV's breakfast programme, TV-AM.
• Duane Darby is the ugliest man to ever draw breath.
• At one point in the late 1990's the squad accounted for half the drug trafficking of the East Midlands.
• The day they were relegated from the league I laughed so hard I gave myself lockjaw.