Friday 11 March 2011

Sometimes these things write themselves!

Hot on the heels of Corby's laudible attempt to achieve City status, comes the news that the Israeli swimming team intend to use their pool for training ahead of the 2012 Olympics.


The following statement has been released -

"Given that the violent, crime-ridden land in question has been in dispute between differing political and religious factions for many years, where an alien population, buoyed with obscene amounts of inward investment, has sat uncomfortably in the midst of its neighbours, we hope our being here will help foster peace and harmony."

Signed on behalf of the Israeli Olympic Committee.

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