The end of season ups and downs (part three)

Next season's opponents are becoming clearer daily.  Thanks to a monumental effort over the last couple of months of the season, Lincoln managed to pip Barnet to that last relegation spot into Blue Square.  Congrats to them.

The play-offs for North and South are down to two from this final four: -

Guiseley         145 miles from the Holy City.  Known for being difficult to spell, and being the birthplace of Matthew (hand up Sooty's arse) Corbett.

or

Telford           85 miles from the Holy City.  Known for Ironbridge gorge and the enormous chips on their supporters' shoulders.



And from the Beautiful South: -



Farnborough    100 miles from the Holy City.  Known for an airshow we won't see, and for not being Woking!

or

Ebbsfleet           110 miles from the Holy City.  Known for changing name back and forth, and having a lovely view of the squallor of the Thames Estuary.





Is it too late to ask any of the relegated teams if they want to come back?