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| Cooper: "Get out of my sight Marna!" Marna: "Whatever....tedious leetle man." |
Imraan Ladak is celebrating tonight as he has finally secured the services of his favourite human being until 2061. It is not known for certain what JP will be doing as part of his contract once he can no longer play football, but it is believed that as long as he can juggle the ball a bit he is likely to continue to thrill his employer.
He may well augment his ball juggling with a little light gardening at Imraan's house, and perhaps walk his employer's dog now and again. More than likely he will live out the remainder of his life in one of Imraan's spare rooms.
Imraan added, "I love JP, and if it was humanly possible, I would gladly have his babies."
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