....from England shirts for this Saturday's humbling at the hands of Spain. FIFA have announced that the referee will be instructed to not begin the game should the England team take to the field with a Remembrance Poppy motif on their shirts.
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The Toblerone Tomfoolery of 1498.
Ample proof of the pointlessness
of Switzerland |
Sepp Blatter has personally announced, "Being from a country that has not known conflicts since the great Toblerone Tomfoolery of 1498, and the Cuckoo Clock Kerfuffle of 1522, I can't see what all the fuss is about."
"Are World Wars necessarily a bad thing? Provided you manage to hide your cowardly arse when the fighting is happening of course. The Swiss economy is built upon uncollected Nazi gold! However, I'm sure we would look more favourably upon their request if the English FA could find their way clear to financing a couple of my personal "projects" for the betterment of some losers somewhere", he added.
We have yet to hear whether Kettering Town will also be in potential trouble for wearing poppy emblems on their shirts ahead of their trip to Sutton this coming Saturday. News will be reported as we get it.
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