Thought I'd drop a quick line to let you know what's going on in Branstonville and to catch up with what's new with the Puppies. But that's enough about you - what about me?
Unbelievable, I know, but I'm going to be hanging my boots up, even though I'm still officially only 31! Ha Ha!
When I finished last season at Plymouth I thought it was about time I gave the Premier League a crack. My Agent assured me that there was a LOT of interest, but, strangely, nothing seems to come of it.....
Well, bollox to it! I've decided to leave footie behind and try pastures new. The BBC website did a nice write-up about me, but with one tiny error -
"He has had 19 different clubs, played more than 450 professional games and headed countless long balls back from whence they came."
As you all know, I NEVER headed the ball straight anywhere! Ha Ha!
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