"To KTFC from FIFA.
Sirs, in our continued efforts to stamp out overt political
symbols from our
attention by a club we cannot name, but were reformed after their
previous incarnation died after under 20-years, the you have been displaying
a Poppy logo for some time now.
We cannot allow this state of affairs to continue.
FIFA believe a
Swiss Francs for every transgression would be fair.
There are three of these accursed Poppies on each badge
x 15 players, x 42 games x 144 years.
Consequently, we require by end of play tomorrow
However, we'll probably look the other way for a couple
of grand and an old-style toblerone.