I scared the Missus today by announcing I'd perpetrated an act that could easily be considered to one of vandalism at Kettering library. However, her dismay turned to delight when I showed her what I'd actually done.
Nestled among flyers for local events and services were a bunch of flyers from AFC Scum! At Kettering library! For real! I went from shock to disbelief to anger in rapid steps. What the hell were these doing here - in Kettering? In a library? Children could have seen them! The f**king nerve of those inbred bastards!
I scooped them all up for "recycling." Unfortunately being glossy, I couldn't use the disposal usage that first sprang to mind. Never mind. The official fortnightly Council collection would have to suffice. Maybe they would be pulped and re-used for something more useful. Such as an airline sickbag.
Having now calmed down a bit I find I'm less annoyed with the activities of "Scum-lite" than I am with the Poppies. Why aren't OUR flyers and fixtures being displayed at Kettering library? And Burton library? And Desborough library. And Rothwell library. And, just as soon as anyone there can read, Rushden library?