Wednesday 12 August 2009

Beckham's Inky Apendages

David Beckham has a number of laudable qualities. He has a God-given right foot. There are worse role models out there for our impressionable youths. He has almost infinitely adaptable hair. He even took pity on the least talented Spice Girl by making an honest woman of her.

But, seriously Dave, enough with the tattoos!

Whenever he is wearing short-sleeved football shirts he always looks as though he has dipped his arms in Ribena overnight - they are hideous! Either wear long-sleeves or see a surgeon quick and see if they can restore some pink to those limbs!

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