I would like to make it clear that the previous article was intended to be amusing, and not in any way serious. If the joke of changing partners fell flat in certain, close-by quarters, then I apologise unreservedly. Again.
There is no need for angry words, accusations and flying crockery. And there is certainly no need to cut the crotches out of my trousers.
At this point will someone please take away my f*cking shovel?