Even though there has never been any violence between us and the Scum, and even though the game isn't actually in Kettering, it was good to see that the local Plod are still managing to earn a bit of extra bunce by laying in wait for Poppies troublemakers outside the Earl. Fully armed with repeated viewings of "The Football Factory", and the need to pay off the outstanding balance on their new conservatories, our gallant Policemen stand ready to arrest anyone wearing red, or anyone not wearing red, because, as we all know, the real "firms" never wear their team's colours.
At PATGOD, we applaud such excellent uses of resources. We hear that later this afternoon the 14,000 beer-monsters packed into Franklin's Gardens for a top of the table local derby, which will be presided over by a single lolly-pop lady. As long as her hip isn't playing up.
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