News reaches us that the United States of America are going to be leaving their Grosvenor Square Embassy in London for a new, purpose built construction modelled on Corby's incredible new "Cube".The Corby Cube will contain a small theatre, a library, and er, other square rooms.
The American Cube will contain offices, reception halls, banqueting suites and waterboarding torture rooms, which will, of necessity, be en-suite.
US Embassy spokesman, Max Spermberger III, exclusively told PATGOD about the thinking behind this latest move. "We want the next US Ambassador to the Court of St James to have a 21st Century facility, that is both ergonomically plus-positive, but also carbon neutral. We want to bring the naturality of the outside world within the building itself, and create something wonderousful."
"And the fact that our Cube will be based on the Corby design give us great comfortease in these uncertain days. If the Corby Cube can withstand the best attentions of the good folks from the Exeter Estate, we are certain our Cube will be able to withstand anything Al Qaeda can throw at us."
Corby's Cube nears completion 
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