Go-ahead Corby Borough Leader Chris Mallender has launched a bid for Corby to become a City. It would be a meteoric rise from sleepy village, through town status onto being a fully-fledged City in under a century.
To be honest you would be forgiven for thinking that Corby was already a City.
- It has shopping facilities unrivalled anywhere in Western Europe
- It is a place where vast numbers of people not originally from the area have descended
- It ranks highly right up there with our worse cities when it comes to drink and drug abuse
- Teenage pregnancy is seen as a positive career choice
- The threat of sectarian division weighs heavily on the place
- There are rival football teams of a comparable size - Corby and S&L
- The place gets as many government grants as it can bank
- They talk funny
PATGOD is more than happy to help our local neighbour achieve this aim. We say, slap a cathedral on top of the Corby Candle or next door to the Junkie Drop-in Centre and call the place a City!
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