Football's not life and death

Regardless of the result against a moderate Wimbledon we must remember that there is more to life than football.  More important than another 3 points lost at home is the catalogue of potential injuries almost suffered by an away team.  Some caused by diving, some by rolling around, whilst others simply imagined - they all had the potential to have hurt.  A bit. 

Special mention must go to the Wimbledon physiotherapist who valiantly managed to waste precious minutes treating pretend injuries in a professional manner.

We are just thankful that 'keeper Brown lives to play another day after surviving a torrid afternoon of imagined challenges suffered by, or more accurately in his head.

National Statistics Relating to Head Trauma in the UK during 2010

Football - it isn't worth a man's life (or, seemingly his self-respect), even if he is a f**king cheat!