Premiership Transfer Window Frenzy Hits New Heights!!!

Just over a three weeks ago we exclusively reported these earth-shattering footballing stories!

Gareth Bale may or may not move to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney may or may not move to Chelsea

Luis Suarez may or may not move to Arsenal

Cesc Fabregas may or may not move to Manchester United

Any number of other exotically named footballers may or may not move between clubs across Europe

A week later we followed this up with the following, amazing developments!

Gareth Bale may or may not move to Real Madrid.

Wayne Rooney may or may not move to Chelsea.

Luis Suarez may or may not move to Arsenal.

Cesc Fabregas may or may not move to Manchester United

Any number of other exotically named footballers may or may not move between clubs across Europe

And now, with the transfer window inexorably closing, hold onto your hats for the latest mind-boggling update!

Gareth Bale may or may not move to Real Madrid.

Wayne Rooney may or may not move to Chelsea.

Luis Suarez may or may not move to Arsenal.

Cesc Fabregas may or may not move to Manchester United

Any number of other exotically named footballers may or may not move between clubs across Europe

I hope you can stand the excitement, because I know I can't!

"C'mon Bale, piss or get off the pot!"