Moon ZERO Two

Well, that's all the games played.  Zero left.
So long North Greenford.  Hello Corby Poole.

Except, the Southern League, in it's infinite wisdom, has
decreed that the Champions of the Midland and Western Divisions
should play each other for absolutely no reason whatsoever. 

No matter how few people want to see the game.
Or how many players are already ogling the ladies in Ibiza.

A completely superfluous game.
Totally unnecessary.
Pointless beyond measure.

Much like the movie, Moon Zero Two, which offered
the thrill-starved 60's public a lacklustre view of man's exploration
of the moon, at EXACTLY the same time Armstrong
and the boys were doing it for real.