Thursday 13 February 2020

I'm Boooooooooooooooooored!!! Part Two

Back in November we confidently predicted the following Saturday's fixture had no chance of being played due to the weather.  That game somehow ended up being played (I guess Russell Slade wasn't the opposition Manager), although at halftime, trailing 0-3 to Blyth Spartans, few of us wished it had.

The current quagmire of a pitch, allied with the impending arrival of "Storm Dennis" leads us to once again put our meteorological reputation on the line and declare that this Saturday's game will definitely not be played.

So, let's have another look at our options for when the game is called off.....


The Poppies FA Cup Wall of Fame


They're not going to stop badgering us until they've bled us dry, so we might as well get on with it....!

If anyone has drawn out fixture 664 let me know if you fancy swapping it for a wedge of Desborough FA Cup games?


The Flicks

1917 is still going strong and worth a watch.
Parasite is showing after a bucket-load of Oscars.  It never hurts your cinema-going credibility to see the odd subtitled film.

Avoid - take your pick....everything else looks a pile of cinematic crud


The Legitimate Theatre

The Lighthouse is hosting a Sold Out performance by "Killer Queen", one of the 254 Queen tribute acts that ply their trade nowadays.  All 254 feature a Freddie look-a-like who dresses as he did for ONE Wembley concert back in 1986.  And at £26 per ticket it costs over a tenner more than the actual Wembley ticket I bought back then to see the real group!


Kettering Museum & Art Gallery

The museum / gallery are hosting a collection of contemporary...things.  Don't know what and don't want to.  Museums are supposed to host old stuff.  The clue is in their name!


Further Afield - even more Legitimate Theatre

The Royal and Derngate in Northampton are hosting a grim sounding play called "Alone in Berlin", and a comic who featured in Nish Kumar's hideously woke "comedy" show "The Mash Report."  I can only assume "Alone in Berlin" will supply any laughs that night.


There you go.  Don't blame us if you get bored!  

See you all at Latimer Park!









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