The media mock The Holy City at their peril!

Without trying to sound like any number of populist politicians looking to blame the media for making them look like the ridiculous figures they actually are, we couldn't let the latest belittling of our home town pass without spitting our dummies out.

In a recent episode of Grantchester (so, judge me) a character simply couldn't believe that a major protagonist in the episode - a promiscuous, murdered fantasist - could have hailed from Kettering.

Why not?  We must produce as many sad, horny inadequates as anywhere else in the country, and we won't be denied the opportunity to be recognised for this fact!

Damn straight he was!
And what of it?