Friday, 27 April 2012

Why all sports except football are crap. No.2 Rugby


1  They've managed to create 2 versions of the same sport.  And they're both crap.

2  No-one has the faintest idea of what constitutes foul play, nor which way the ref will give a decision after the whistle has blown.

3  All rugby fans are insufferably smug.

4  Rugby is seen as a friendly, safe sporting environment. This may have something to do with the fact that no one really gives a toss who wins just as long as there are lots of homo-erotic clinches and the supporters can drink themselves into a Guiness-fuelled stupor during the game.

5  I once got caught up in a traffic jam near Twickenham.

Now and again scrums have been
known to get out of hand.

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