|"I'm not really sure what I'm doing..."|
But what if Imraan is still wavering over signing away the club? Not that he's been involved for the past couple of seasons beyond trying to crowbar George Rolls into the equation. Oh, and still dreaming of what might have been if we'd hung onto 1-0 against Leeds United. Oh, and still leaving prissy messages on James Caan's mobile about the sponsorship money owed by DRC. Or is his time taken up with his other "business interests?" If so, our advice to Imraan is if it doesn't involve renting out doctors, don't bother as you're bound to come a cropper!
What can he still be waiting for? Our thanks? The magical, elusive payday? For Ray & Jay to give him permission? A big fat cheque and profuse apology from Caan?
Perhaps he is waiting for us to hit rock bottom before he accepts he f*cked us up? I'd say that playing at Latimer Park in front of a few hundred hardy souls against the likes of Chalfont St Peter and Bidggleswade is pretty bloody rock bottom, wouldn't you?