Er, and that's all we have.
We'll let you mentally fill out the rest of this article, remembering to include the phrases, "Fallen Madonna", "Big Boobies", and "Flick the Gestapo, no I said Flick the Gestapo!"
If you decide to really go for it, try working in such favourites as, "You stupid woman!", "OOOOHH REEENEE!", "I shall say zis only once", "Good Moaning" and references to a "little tank".